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What are you afraid of?

As the Biker was pulled over (for no apparent reason) he produces his license, registration and CPL permit, handing all three to the cop.

“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop said, “I see your CPL permit.  Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Smith said, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside my vest pocket.  There’s a 9 mm semi-auto in my leather shoulder holster. Oh and, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop said.  “Anything else?”

“Yeah, back in my tour pack, there’s a broken down AR-15 and I have a shotgun in an atv gun case behind me in my luggage.  That’s about it.”

“Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?”

“No Sir”

“Well then, what in the God Damn Hell are you afraid of?”

“Not a Fucking Thing.”

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