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THAT’s why California is broke

 California: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a  nature trail. 

 A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

 1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie  “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

 2.  He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills  the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

 3.  He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills  the State $200 testing it for diseases.

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