I drove my car instead of my bike because I wanted to take my new puppy for a ride. I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, ‘Now you stay. Do you hear me?’
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said,
‘Why don’t you just put it in Park?