Copied from a NASCAR blogger at Fosports.net mocking NASCAR’s insistence that the cookie cutter Car Of Tomorrow pleases the fans:
Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.