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Don’t Kiss Your Ass…

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. 

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. 
Later, they passed some people that remarked, “What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.”  They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.   The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.   As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.  

The moral of the story?

  If you try to please everyone, you might as well… 

  Kiss your ass goodbye!

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