* My bike can go for more than one ride in an hour.
* My bike lasts longer.
* My bike will let me know if something is wrong.
* My bike doesn’t judge my friends.
* My bike doesn’t care about how many other bikes I’ve ridden.
* My bike won’t ogle other bikes.
* My bike doesn’t care about my breast size.
* I don’t have to drink beer before my motorcycle looks appealing.
* I didn’t have to go to Tiffany’s to register my bike.
* My bike doesn’t care if I’m independent, matter of fact she wants me in control.