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La música de la Harley Davidson. (motocicleta)(TT: Harley Davidson’s music) (TA: motorcycle): An article from: Automundo Magazine

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Set of 6 HARLEY-DAVIDSON Books and Videos:(4) Oversized Hardcover Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Books: HARLEY DAVIDSON History. HARLEY The Ultimate Machine, CUSTOM CHROME 2001 and 1999, (2) Videos – 1997 HARLEYS OF STURGIS and 1990 HOG HEAVEN.

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A tough but sensitive Biker

  A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about  to jump off a bridge so he stops.

 “What are you doing?” he asks.

  “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says.

  While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss  an  opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me  a  Kiss?”

  So, she does.

  After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I  have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be  famous! Why are you committing suicide?”

 “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”

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Riding a motorcycle is like:

There is cold, and there is cold on a motorcycle. Cold on a motorcycle is like being beaten with cold hammers while being kicked with cold boots, a bone bruising cold. The wind’s big hands squeeze the heat out of my body and whisk it away; caught in a cold October rain, the drops don’t even feel like water. They feel like shards of bone fallen from the skies of Hell to pock my face. I expect to arrive with my cheeks and forehead streaked with blood, but that’s just an illusion, just the misery of nerves not designed for highway speeds.

 Despite this, it’s hard to give up my motorcycle in the fall and I rush to get it on the road again in the spring; lapses of sanity like this are common among motorcyclists. When you let a motorcycle into your life you’re changed forever. The letters “MC” are stamped on your driver’s license right next to your sex and weight as if “motorcycle”  was just another of your physical characteristics, or maybe a mental condition. But when warm weather finally does come around all those cold snaps and rainstorms are paid in full because a summer is worth any price.

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WOMENS BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is only fair given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

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And his fly is open

A woman is standing outside the men’s bathroom, a man walks out with his fly open.

Woman says, ‘excuse me, your garage door is open’.

Man, ‘Oh sorry, did you see my Harley in there?’

Woman, ‘No, but I did see a mini bike with 2 flat tires’

(Contributed by a avid visitor)

MRF News Release – National Transportation Safety Board Calls for Nationwide Helmet Laws

“National Transportation Safety Board Calls for Nationwide Helmet Laws The Motorcycle Riders Foundation reports that the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) is calling on all States that do not have a mandatory helmet law to adopt one. The NTSB has a “top ten most wanted” list that has never before addressed motorcycle helmet law, but does now. They are asking for every State to enact mandatory helmet law for every rider and passenger on every motorcycle. This is a disturbing, but not surprising, recommendation by the NTSB.  They had a forum in 2007 where they brought in some motorcycle safety professionals and asked them a few questions, they then relied on their motorcycle crash investigations, a whopping six in total crash investigations to issue some safety recommendations. This pales in comparison to the over 150,000 airline incident investigations, over 90,000 other surface transportation investigations, which does more than qualify them to issue such recommendations.

But investigating just six motorcycle accidents and now they are the experts? What’s also surprising is the fact that motorcycle deaths declined last year. For the first time in 11 years motorcycle fatalaties went down, and not just a few percentage points. Motorcycle fatalities were down 16 percent last year. And it is not because people were riding less, vehicle miles traveled for motorcycles was down just a half a precent over the previous year, according to the US DOT.
The NTSB has no regulatory ability and no law making ability, just the power to issue recommendations to the States, industry and the Federal government. We at the MRF are troubled by the NTSB issuing recommendations about anything motorcycle, with such a lack of expertise in the arena of motorcycling and a seemingly nonchalant attitude towards the motorcyclists of this country.

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