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What are you afraid of?

As the Biker was pulled over (for no apparent reason) he produces his license, registration and CPL permit, handing all three to the cop.

“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop said, “I see your CPL permit.  Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Smith said, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside my vest pocket.  There’s a 9 mm semi-auto in my leather shoulder holster. Oh and, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop said.  “Anything else?”

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Do you carry?

My old grandpa once said to me, “Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin’.

I don’t carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don’t carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

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