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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle died

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.’

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ‘I want to hang out with God.’

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and Introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, ‘Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?’

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Tattoo Sleeve for Women

The brand-Ed Hardy clothing was originally created by Christian Audigier who was a famous rock and roll style fashion designer. The fashion designer Christian Audigier was regarded as “King of jeans.” he had been the designer of some famous brand, such as Levi’s, lee, Diesel, etc. Ed hardy women clothes are waiting for you on the market. Some of the hottest fashion has arrived with the Ed Hardy Tattoo Sleeve for Women and the Ed Hardy Women’s Hoodie – with tattoo inspired artistic styles such as the Women’s Ed Hardy “Love Kills Slowly” and “Death and Glory”, these Ed hardy women t-shirts are some of the hottest tickets to wind up 2009 and will surely only rise in popularity in 2010.

Ed Hardy Tattoo Sleeve for Women – This has the design of a short sleeve t-shirt, but with a long sleeve coming out from under the upper sleeve to stretch to the wrist with a snug feel and look. The long sleeves have a colored sheer fabric and tattoo art to give a slight appearance of an all-over-the-arm tattoo, but of course without the tattoo. The Ed hardy shirts length is below the hips and hugs the upper body without having a “too tight” look. Colors available for the Ed Hardy Tattoo Sleeve for Women include Plum, Pink, Yellow and Black – each color has its own unique design featuring a Don Ed Hardy tattoo design.

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Motorcycle Protective Clothing

Everything that goes in the name of protective gear may not necessarily be as safe as the claims may be. In Europe, for example, apparel has to undergo a series of lengthy tests to qualify as safety clothing. These include abrasion, tearing and impact tests. If they are passed they are CR certified. In the US, where there are no such tests all riders should acquire a set of motorcycle protective clothing by keeping the following points in mind:

 1. Wear a sturdy pair of high boots and protective pants. Your pants should be reinforced at the knees and hips and the boots should be made of thick leather with flexible sole.

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The Prince and the Princess

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess… “Will you marry me?” The Princess said “NO!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up . The End

FAST SEX!

Biker  Darren wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl at the repair shop.  But she was dating someone else.

One dayBiker Darren got so frustrated that he went to her and said I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.  The girl looked at him and then said, “NO!”

Biker Darren  said, “I’ll be real fast.  I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”  She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

 So she called him and explained the situation.  Her boy friend says, “Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast.  He won’t even be able to get his pants down.  Then give me a call.”

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