Archive for Biker jokes

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Boyfriends

* My bike can go for more than one ride in an hour.

* My bike lasts longer.

* My bike will let me know if something is wrong.

* My bike doesn’t judge my friends.

* My bike doesn’t care about how many other bikes I’ve ridden.

* My bike won’t ogle other bikes.

* My bike doesn’t care about my breast size.

* I don’t have to drink beer before my motorcycle looks appealing.

* I didn’t have to go to Tiffany’s to register my bike.

* My bike doesn’t care if I’m independent, matter of fact she wants me in control.

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A New Element Discovered

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.  A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

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